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Roadmap

Phase 1: The “What Did I Just Buy?” Phase (Week 1)

• Launch on GASPUMP: Unleash the FOMO beast into the wild.
• Initial pump: Watch the price chart go vertical (or not).
• First wave of panic sellers: “Should I have bought more?”
• Memes galore: Flood the internet with hilarious FOMO dog memes.

Phase 2: The “This is Actually Kinda Fun” Phase (Weeks 2-4)

• Community building: Gather the FOMO faithful on Telegram.
• Meme competitions: Reward the most creative FOMO-themed memes.
• Random giveaways: Because who doesn’t love free FOMOcoin?
• Partnerships with other memecoins: Because two FOMOs are better than one.

Phase 3: The “To the Moon or Bust?” Phase (Months 2-6)

• CEX listing: Maybe, just maybe…
• Merchandise: FOMOcoin t-shirts, anyone?
• More memes: Because we can never have enough.
• World domination: Just kidding… or are we?

Phase 4: The “What Was That All About?” Phase (Whenever We Feel Like It)

• Reflect on the absurdity of it all.
• Laugh at our diamond hands (or paper hands).
• Maybe create FOMOcoin 2.0?
• Who knows, this is a memecoin after all.

Disclaimer: This roadmap is purely satirical and should not be taken seriously. FOMOcoin is a meme token with no inherent value or guaranteed future. Invest at your own risk (and have a good laugh along the way).